Remember that story about the bat?

[edit] I found the spider that ran over my hand. Fucker ran across my monitor. He's dead now. I can't BELIEVE this thing touched me.

I--I'm going to get a VERY big glass of wine now ;;;;;8D!

I also ordered this: www.amazon.com/Spider-Not-Aero…

The first review is just classic XD!
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The one that came outta the crawl space in one of the bedrooms in my house? Flew over me like it was conjuring up the bat signal? Well this isn't about bats this time. It's about spiders. It's August and Minnesota is confused about what season it's supposed to be in currently. A week back we had like 40 degree weather at night. I had to turn on my space heater. It's understandable that the planets creepy crawlers are a bit lost right now. It's about to be hot as chili powder on Wednesday and the bugs are just trying to stay cool while they give birth. I guess...

I just have to say... I'm cool with spiders. Most of the time I don't even notice them. I could say on some rare occasions I think the little weirdos are kind of cute. They chill in dark corners I can't see or won't even dare to look into. But my house right now, with my room in the basement? Yeah!

I. NOTICE. THEM.

One had the AUDACITY to run over my hand while I was holding my mouse. (I still need a shot of vodka after that shit). He was on my DESK you guys. Running over my papers (my ART! YOUR COMMISSIONS! OMG!) and like... then he HID from me. I'm still looking for his ass. I went to kill one above my closet and know what this one did? He JUMPED! He saw my shoe coming and just kamikaze-swan-dived off the freaking door frame. Who does he think he is? SPIDERMAN? I thought it landed on the floor but I caught it running around the corner of the door into the closet. It totally faked me out. Now I'm too much of a punk to go into my own closet for clothes... Earlier my dad found a mother spider and it's offspring drinking water from a puddle in the bathtub. Kodak moment? NO! They have invaded my personal space. It's war!

GUH, omg... What in the fu----! Okay... I'm good. They're just spiders. I'm bigger than them...

OMG I can't. I'm bombing my house TOMORROW. If I don't do something about them I might just have a freaking stroke...

And thank you for the white out tips. If only I could gesseo out these spiders. >___> ....Maybe I CAN paint over them!